Week 3 - Interleague Play

*Gonna post this LM note every Wednesday morning from now on, with a possible update every Monday morning*

Week 2 was fun guys, not really I cried a little when we lost Danny Woodhead. Feel bad for my mans, he was a true gym rat and a scrappy team guy and he's the kinda guy who the national anthem would’ve stood for, ya know.

Me listening to Woodhead get hurt on the radio:

Week 3 is one of 3 weeks this season in which every game will be an interleague game. So this way, in November, we can argue about which division was tougher and why you should be in the playoffs and someone else shouldn’t. Root for your division, or secretly root for everyone to lose its cool.

Former QB who wasn't even good enough to play at Will Muschamp’s Florida, Jacoby Brissett:

and the Patriots take on the Texans to open week 3.

Without further ado.

Power Rankings

Game of the Week

I got broads in Atlanta RRRRAH (2-0)

Winterfell Wolves (1-1)

Line: Wolves -2.6

There’s a lot of good matchups this week because pretty much everyone except for PJ Lightning still has a good team. Chucks dabbing like designer since he has one of the two undefeated teams in the league.

(shout out to Joe also)

DeAngelo “Pink Tips” Williams is still money and is currently the 4th top scoring player in all of FF (number one out of non-QBs). The Two Veteran QB system definitely helps with the locker room atmosphere too. The Winterfell Wolves are coming off a tough loss to the Genderfluid Nonbinaries (hope I said that as PC as possible). Matt Stafford is posting top 10 numbers

backed by two top 10 running backs in Spencer Ware (until Jamal Charles comes back for 3 games and then tears his ACL) and Destroyer of Worlds, David Johnson.

This game is being played in primetime on Sunday Night, turn your TVs to channel 110 to watch.

Hunger Foul

Free Kodak :122.5 points

I’ve won this “award” for back to back weeks now, leaving 122.6 (what’re the odds right?) on the bench last week. My bench outscored my starting roster 2 weeks in a row now, going for the legendary turkey this weekend. The Good news: I have depth. The Bad news: I suck. #FreeKodak

Waiver Move of the Week

Winterfell Wolves

Drop Vikings D/ST, Add Jets D/ST

SCALE 1 to 10:

JK it wasn’t that bad. But still, dropping the new number 1 defense in return for a 0 is tough. Weren’t a lot of dynamic waiver pickups this week so I went the ironic route. This move is evened out by Joe’s decision to drop Tyler Eifert rather than utilize the IR which Brian took advantage of. The circle of life Guys

yo, that shit is on VEVO, welcome to the 21st century, folks.

Bad Luck of the Week

Free Kodak

RIP Danny Woodhead

This Could’ve gone to Brian who would’ve won starting literally any combination of his bench WRs or Sam who put up a solid 112 in a loss or even Chuck who had to watch his first round pick go down like

But I'm giving this to myself again because I didn’t realize the Chargers all have the same knees as Pat Butler. Everybody leave your FLEX position open in tribute to Danny Woodhead. Pay tribute here as well

Week 3 At A Glance

I got broads in Atlanta RRRRAH @ Winterfell Wolves (-2.6)

Panda looks to stay on a roll against a deep stable of RBs and mini horses

Free Kodak (-1) @ Genderfluid Nonbinary

“The best bench in football” goes on the road to take on the only undefeated and gender confused (at least as far as we know) team in the Wubbalubbadubdub division. The nonbinaries have been riding high for two weeks, treating teams the way Antonio Brown treats kickers

Kodak has to beat Joe and the charges this week, good luck mans #freekodak

Can I Play Baseball Now? (-3) @ Kings of Leon

Taking time away from Mets instructional camp, Tebow squad looks to get healthy and get a win on the board against Travis Barker, Matt Skiba and the rest of the Kings of Leon, who are forced to make some early changes with a sidelined Doug Martin. A loss for Sam's Squad could make things pretty desperate

meanwhile a win...

Mister Meeseeks @ Harrisonburg 21-16 (-5.8)

Jacob’s team still reminds us every week of that one time JMU beat VT (which was hilarious)

This week he takes on Phil –who still hasn’t answered for Pearl Harbor. Cam Newton and much maligned RB Devonta Freeman (if he is still on the roster) take on the league’s best Kicker, Dan Bailey. Mr. Meeseeksshot up the power rankings this week, and a matchup against the defending league champ will be a nice test.

Dicks Out For Harambe @ Regular Johnson (-22.5 lol)

Who doesn’t love some good old fashioned Pat on Pat action? We only get this once a year folks (outside of the playoffs) so savor it while you can. Butler’s squad is about as healthy as Harambe and has essentially looked like this the past two weeks: