I've had a long morning because of Joel Klatt. I mean just seriously Put Penn State in the Rose Bowl you cowards. Wisconsin? Like really....

Short note this week. But its power-packed with lots of eyeball glazing scenarios for you to get lost in. Find out who you need to root...

“I’m seeing ghosts” – Sam Darnold The coolest thing about sports is the narrative. It was kind of poetic this weekend as the stars...

Game of the Week Call Me Big Popp-ah (4-3) @ The Lockett Rocket (5-2) RICK -6 Mrs. Wilgus and the Friday Song division bring the Week...

"I know we need to run the ball more. I'm not an idiot. I never go into a game saying, 'I want to throw the ball 54 times.' I'd love to...

“I don’t know what that was. Don’t do that at our own stadium. It already felt like it was their stadium … I don’t understand that." -...

"What's amazing, and annoying, was him not shaking hands at the beginning," – Richard Sherman That was officially the dumbest story of...

Sorry that this is late. *Beyonce, drunk in love, I’ve been drinkin voice* I’ve been busy this week but I think there is some good,...

"My man just started throwing babies out the window. We was catching 'em, unlike Agholor." – Hakim Laws, Philadelphia hero part two is...

“I’m not dying” – Eli Manning How it feels to play for the Dolphins now: And how it feels to be a dolphins fan: I mean damn It's nice to...

"I like football. I like football season and all the things that go with it." – Bill Belichick Fired. The. Fuck. Up. Holy fuck y’all how...

“I love football. Football is my life” – Wayne Rooney Ok fuck that, play the classic Hey guys, hope the season is treating you well so...

“People say I’ll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.” – Craig “Ironhead” Heyward Summer, Fucking Over. My new friend is...

“Speed Kills” – The SEC Oh boy, here I go killin again Draft Update Draft Order As with last offseason, we’re using Phil’s beer mile...

"I thought I was dead for a second." Ben Roethlisberger after an awkward tackle pulled him out of the game against Baltimore with some...