Week 2 - Tribute to the Fallen (Raheem Mostert & Ravens RB Club)

"I'm in favor of execution. Maybe our entire team needs to be executed after tonight." - Brian Kelly after his team almost lost to a (really bad apparently) FSU team

The League History is up to date already, it takes me like 90% less time to input this year. As the season goes along you can track your detailed personal stats and how they measure up against every team in the JPFL’s history, this was you can see what kind of end game your statistical profile typically leads to. You can see your head-to-head record vs the rest of the league as well. TONS of cool things to check out and it will be updated every week.

A couple of potential JPFL milestones to keep an eye on this week:

Jacob looking for his 50th regular-season win and 60th all-time win (PLo is the only other with 52/61)

Nick Butler and Nick Leon will look to break their 1-1 series tie and claim Nick supremacy in our game of the week.

Pat and Joe will be meeting for their 100th JPFL career game each on week 4, so that’s something to look forward to

Lots of content in the pod this week so I won't keep you long here. We’ve got local ODU legend Taylor Heinecke tonight and potentially the return of the prodigal son, where, based on Joe’s managerial decisions I may have to face my firstborn in fantasy for the first time.

Without further ado.

Week 1 Game Gifs

The Fellas 130.5 @ The Lockett Rocket 157.7

The Fellas we’re stronger than ever with patriotic courage in their hearts, but may have gotten too slammed at their 9/11 tribute to keep pace with a clean launch for the Rockets:

Kings of Leon 126.5 @ TETRAHYDRO CHUCKABINOL 108.05

Chuck fought valiantly but forgot one thing, Cannabis cannot stop Rock and Roll it can only make it grow stronger:

Genderfluid Nonbinary 129.8 @ Harrisonburg 21-16 117.1

The Binaries decided what they wanted to be this week, and it wasn’t good for the 21-16ers

Big Dick Nicks 128.6 @ The Secret Society of Train Runners 125.7

They fought and scrapped and pushed to the last second, but the Train Runners just couldn’t break through the BDNs

Ollie’s Trollies 88.4 @ The Butler Space Pirates of Planet Cuck 9 113.4

It might’ve been a clumsy one, but the Butler Space Pirates finally hatched a plan to escape potential destruction at the hands of Ollie’s Trollies:

Power Rankings

*updated as of 9/16 5:00 PM

FantasyPros Projected Standings

ESPN Projected Standings

Butler Stats Report Power Rankings

Fantasy Pros Weekly Power Ratings

Weekly Awards

Hunger Foul’s

Call Me Big Popp-ah: 73.6% Efficiency

Waiver Move of the Week

Locket Rockett

Drop TE Hunter Henry --> Add RB Ty’Son Williams

Bad Luck of the Week

Secret Society of Train Runners

Raheem Most-hurt

Game of the Week

A big matchup for both of these teams as they look to get off to a BIG 2-0 start with an early inside track towards the playoffs.

The Kings of Leon are looking to stack onto a stellar week 1 performance with an even stronger week 2. Nick is looking for ACTUAL production from the QB position this week to hopefully push his team to even greater heights!

Meanwhile, the Big Dick Nicks have plenty of room to grow themselves, hitting a league-worst 71.05% Coaching Efficiency and leaving a whopping optimal score of 181 on the board.

Who will take things to the next level and who will fall back into the .500 clusterfuck? This game is being played in Primetime because that’s what makes it Nick at Night, turn your TVs to Parrott Sports Net channel 1069 to watch. You can also catch all the JPFL scoring action on our very own RedZone channel: Parrott Net RED SANT