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Week 5 - Keep your hands to yourself
"We looked at him like WTF? Right when he left everyone started dying laughing. And he knew it." – Anonymous Jacksonville player on Urban...
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Oct 9, 20216 min read
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Week 3 - Cross Division Warfare
"Felt like I died and woke up. And died again. I was like a cat. I had multiple lives." – Jon Gruden on the Raiders MNF win 2 down 12 to...
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Sep 23, 20213 min read
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Week 2 - Tribute to the Fallen (Raheem Mostert & Ravens RB Club)
"I'm in favor of execution. Maybe our entire team needs to be executed after tonight." - Brian Kelly after his team almost lost to a...
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Sep 16, 20213 min read
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Week 1 - A New Era of Parrotty
Matt Maiocco, NBCSports: "Will you name a Week 1 starter now?" Kyle Shanahan: "No, we’re not making that announcement." MM: "When will...
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Sep 9, 20213 min read
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The Pre-Season Part 4: Keepers, Waffles, and Klismahpiles... Oh My!
Football is finally back! And Finally, an LM Note where you don’t have to do anything. We’re just hours away from the JPFL Draft this...
Thomas
Aug 30, 20214 min read
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The Pre-Season Part 3: Gettin To The Good Stuff
“You can’t wake up to killin' people all the time” - Tre Flowers, on his “no rap before 8 AM” rule Another week of August in the books,...
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Aug 24, 20218 min read
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The Pre-Season Part 2: A Huge Tiny Mistake
“Let’s go smoke joints in the parking lot!” Football is BACK! With the preseason officially underway it’s time to really ratchet down and...
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Aug 11, 20215 min read
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The Pre-Season - Hot Parrott Summer
How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis' poor start? - Chris Collinsworth Hello everyone, time to cram...
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Jul 21, 20219 min read
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