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2016


Finals - Christmas Bloodsport
“You’re nervous when you play an opponent like that because you definitely don’t want to be the team that gets beat by them.” - Rex Ryan...
Thomas
Dec 21, 20167 min read
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Semi-Finals - 2 Weeks Notice
"I have no respect for him. For a guy that's been a slouch in this league as a QB, he does a lot of fake hard shit. I looked up his...
Thomas
Dec 14, 201612 min read
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Wild Card - The Beginning Of The End
“I was surprised. It wasn’t something I expected.” - Colin Kaepernick on being benched after one of the worst QB performances in history...
Thomas
Dec 8, 201614 min read
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Week 13 - The End (For 4)
“The Quarterback’s job is to win. He’s won a lot. That’s good. I’m glad he’s our Quarterback.” - Bill Belichick, a master of “fuck your...
Thomas
Dec 1, 201612 min read
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Week 12 - Kill Your Kicker (Happy Thanksgiving)
“Kickers are like horse manure, they’re all over the place.” - John McKay Rough week to be to only non-athlete who gets to play on the...
Thomas
Nov 23, 201614 min read
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Week 11 - The Playoff Push
“Feel it yet?” - The Philadelphia Eagles Twitter Fuck the Falcons… trash ass franchise. You do not fuck with Rocky and get away with it....
Thomas
Nov 17, 201616 min read
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Week 10- All Hail New Supreme Leader Skittle Monster
“What am I gonna change? my aggressiveness, my bestiality when I’m out there? What?! Like No, its what I do.” - Josh Norman What a guy...
Thomas
Nov 9, 20168 min read
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Week 9 - Someone Please Beat The Lockett Rocket
“I feel blah. I feel like nothing” - A.J. Green, on tieing Apparently the odds of a tie happening in back-to-back weeks are 75,000 to 1....
Thomas
Nov 3, 20168 min read
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Week 8 - Halloweek
“We have the team. We possibly have one of the best teams in the NFL, easily.” - Aaron Lynch, 49ers Linebacker We’re officially reaching...
Thomas
Oct 26, 201611 min read
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Week 7 - Fun With Relocation
“Man, I really love Vegas.” - Elvis Presley The NFL is officially going to try to go to Vegas, Baby! Mark Davis tells owners he will file...
Thomas
Oct 19, 201610 min read
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Week 6 - Woahhhhh, We're (Almost) Halfway There
“I don't like Jason Garrett ... I didn't get along with him… Man, Fuck Jason Garrett.” - Martellus Bennett 5 weeks down, hopefully, your...
Thomas
Oct 12, 20169 min read
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Week 5 - #FreeBrady
“Do you need to eat a cheeseburger every day to realize that you love a cheeseburger?” - Tom Brady it is time. A quarter of the season...
Thomas
Oct 6, 20168 min read
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Week 3 - Interleague Play
Week 2 was fun guys, not really I cried a little when we lost Danny Woodhead. Feel bad for my mans, he was a true gym rat and a scrappy team
Thomas
Sep 21, 20164 min read
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