"We looked at him like WTF? Right when he left everyone started dying laughing. And he knew it." – Anonymous Jacksonville player on Urban...

"Felt like I died and woke up. And died again. I was like a cat. I had multiple lives." – Jon Gruden on the Raiders MNF win 2 down 12 to...

"I'm in favor of execution. Maybe our entire team needs to be executed after tonight." - Brian Kelly after his team almost lost to a...

Matt Maiocco, NBCSports: "Will you name a Week 1 starter now?" Kyle Shanahan: "No, we’re not making that announcement." MM: "When will...

Football is finally back! And Finally, an LM Note where you don’t have to do anything. We’re just hours away from the JPFL Draft this...

“You can’t wake up to killin' people all the time” - Tre Flowers, on his “no rap before 8 AM” rule Another week of August in the books,...

“Let’s go smoke joints in the parking lot!” Football is BACK! With the preseason officially underway it’s time to really ratchet down and...

How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis' poor start? - Chris Collinsworth Hello everyone, time to cram...

“Jets… worst team in football” – Chris Simms What a wild time for sports. Usually, we’d be about a half a month from the Sports Equinox,...

Week 3 brings us a special treat with the Battle of the Pats! It's Pat on Pat action all weekend long, and since the division draw put these

“A little Taco Tuesday mixed with a margarita." - Keenan Allen on how he celebrated his $80 million contract extension. Loving the...

“I love football. Football is my life” – Wayne Rooney Its fantasy football season time for my favorite rapper who I still can’t decide is...

I've had a long morning because of Joel Klatt. I mean just seriously Put Penn State in the Rose Bowl you cowards. Wisconsin? Like really....

Short note this week. But its power-packed with lots of eyeball glazing scenarios for you to get lost in. Find out who you need to root...

“I’m seeing ghosts” – Sam Darnold The coolest thing about sports is the narrative. It was kind of poetic this weekend as the stars...

Game of the Week Call Me Big Popp-ah (4-3) @ The Lockett Rocket (5-2) RICK -6 Mrs. Wilgus and the Friday Song division bring the Week...

"I know we need to run the ball more. I'm not an idiot. I never go into a game saying, 'I want to throw the ball 54 times.' I'd love to...

“I don’t know what that was. Don’t do that at our own stadium. It already felt like it was their stadium … I don’t understand that." -...

"What's amazing, and annoying, was him not shaking hands at the beginning," – Richard Sherman That was officially the dumbest story of...

Sorry that this is late. *Beyonce, drunk in love, I’ve been drinkin voice* I’ve been busy this week but I think there is some good,...