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Week 10 - The One I Did Super Last Minute
"I thought I was dead for a second." Ben Roethlisberger after an awkward tackle pulled him out of the game against Baltimore with some...
Thomas (feat. PJ Lightning)
Nov 11, 20189 min read
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Week 9 - BRIAN WITH THE SAVE
As our fearless leader, Thomas, has experienced technical difficulties I figured I’d do a quick week 9 preview as I wait for the 1:00 pm...
Brian
Nov 4, 20183 min read
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Week 7 - The Halfway
"Eli, man, every time I'm doing an interview about you, it doesn't have to be an interview, even in the crib amongst the homies, every...
Thomas
Oct 18, 20188 min read
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Week 5 - Presidential Alert Test!!
"How do you win if it's only 6 inches?” – Al Michaels this Sunday Night Also was Jim Nantz saying “bitch here” Welp, I saw last week was...
Thomas (feat. PJ Lightning)
Oct 3, 20189 min read
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Week 4 - Early Elimination
"Just NASCAR on grass." – Dolphins receiver Jakeem Grant, explaining the big plays Miami used to beat the Raiders Congrats on ANOTHER...
Thomas
Sep 28, 20188 min read
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Week 3 - Crossing the Aisle for Interleague Play
Obviously, we didn't get to [Jared] Goff enough, and we didn't get to [Todd] Gurley enough. We'll take a good look at the reasons why we...
Thomas
Sep 20, 20189 min read
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Week 2 - Time to Reflect, JK Fuck That Win or Get Out
"My mom died, I went to the funeral and came to camp the next day ... Al (Villanueva) has seen people die and has come and given his all...
Thomas
Sep 13, 20189 min read
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Week 1 - The NFL is a Flat Circle, Welcome Back
“The Eagles have won the Super Bowl.” – Meryl Reese Hey guys, welcome to the 2018 Season. Like I said, the LM note will be shorter this...
Thomas
Sep 7, 20184 min read
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PreDraft - Finally
“People say I’ll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.” – Craig “Ironhead” Heyward Alright, kids, it’s been a fun summer. Joe...
Thomas
Sep 4, 20185 min read
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The PreSeason - Let's Get This Out Of The Way
“Speed kills, first down.” – John Madden Football 1996 Hey Y'all, this one is short, sweet, and to the point. We got shit to cover and...
Thomas
Aug 30, 20183 min read
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The Offseason - And So It Begins...
“How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis’ poor start” – Chris Collinsworth Don’t know if I’ll ever...
Thomas
Aug 25, 20186 min read
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