top of page
Search


Week 12 - Abridged (I've Been Drinking)
“There are some plays Nate certainly wants back and some plays he made were pretty good. I get that those are hard to see." - Sean...
Thomas
Nov 27, 20173 min read
6 views
0 comments


Week 11 - Accept The Slow Embrace Of Death
"It’s like we’re a whole new fucking team. It is embarrassing. I am tired of being embarrassed... It’s really sad. It’s sad we went from...
Thomas (feat. PJ Lightning)
Nov 16, 201714 min read
20 views
0 comments


Week 10 - Halftime Report
6.9 Things I Think I Might Know: 1) Its 2:30 PM, and Joe already might be just like Ted Kennedy’s hooker… that’s right folks, dead in the...
Thomas
Nov 12, 20174 min read
11 views
0 comments


Week 10 - Our First Casualty
"Um... (long pause)." - McAdoo on what he told his team at halftime of Sunday's 51-17 loss to the Rams Bills Mafia, at it again… Best...
Thomas
Nov 9, 201714 min read
11 views
0 comments


Week 9 - Trade Deadline = Lit
"Everything has to be perfect for us to have a chance to win a football game” – Browns coach Hue Jackson Bills Mafia, back at it again...
Thomas
Nov 3, 201712 min read
19 views
0 comments


Week 8 - Halloweek, Do or Die
Oh, I'm a pedicure guy — it's part of my swag. I need to put my feet up in that hot water with all this running (Payton) got me doing." –...
Thomas
Oct 25, 201711 min read
24 views
0 comments


Week 7 - It's Halftime
"Obviously, Aaron is Aaron, but I'm Brett. So, let's have some fun." – Brett Hundley on Aaron Rodgers Another weird week of NFL football...
Thomas
Oct 20, 20177 min read
18 views
0 comments


Week 6 - Let's Get Weird
I don’t think I can say what my reaction was.” – Adam Gase on seeing the Chris Foerster video for the first time. Another weird week in...
Thomas
Oct 11, 201714 min read
12 views
0 comments


Week 5 - Is Everybody Bad or Is Phil Good?
"It’s almost like the Chargers got 16 away games. It’s going to be tough sledding for those guys." – Jason Peters, on the astounding lack...
Thomas
Oct 5, 20176 min read
37 views
0 comments


Week 4 - I Call Dibs on Saquon Next Year
"I'm tired of watching it for two years, just garbage. We've got to figure it out." – Adam Gase on watching the very bad Miami offense....
Thomas
Sep 28, 201710 min read
30 views
0 comments


Week 3 - LM Note Turns 1 :)
"Sam is OK. He might play one game from now, he might play six weeks from now. Either way, he’s fine” - Mike Zimmer on Sam Bradford Uhhh,...
Thomas
Sep 20, 201712 min read
45 views
0 comments


Week 2 - Time to OVERREACT!!!
"I mean, we got our asses kicked. Credit the 49ers Coach (Sean) McVay." – Chuck Pagano, on losing to the Rams Well, I hoped you all...
Thomas
Sep 14, 201713 min read
27 views
0 comments


Week 1 - WE BACK!!!
“Tom Brady and some of the Patriots were out here checking out the eclipse. Heard Brady was excited. Turns out he is a big eclipse guy.”...
Thomas
Sep 6, 201710 min read
26 views
0 comments


Pre Draft - Release the Keepers!
“People say I’ll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.” – Craig “Ironhead” Heyward Preseason football is in full swing and we...
Thomas
Aug 25, 20175 min read
17 views
0 comments


Pre Season - Part 2: The Aftermath
But things change… and that’s the way it is – Tupac (Changes – 1998) Fam this song came out 2 years after he died… wtf You’re welcome on...
Thomas
Jul 25, 20174 min read
50 views
0 comments


The Preseason - It's 'Bout That Time Again
“Pre-season football is like listening to a girl talk about her day... boring and pointless, but you’re desperate for some action.”...
Thomas
Jul 17, 201710 min read
30 views
0 comments


The Offseason - Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
“How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis’ poor start” – Chris Collinsworth This is the best quote...
Thomas
May 30, 20179 min read
38 views
0 comments


Finals - Christmas Bloodsport
“You’re nervous when you play an opponent like that because you definitely don’t want to be the team that gets beat by them.” - Rex Ryan...
Thomas
Dec 21, 20167 min read
16 views
0 comments


Semi-Finals - 2 Weeks Notice
"I have no respect for him. For a guy that's been a slouch in this league as a QB, he does a lot of fake hard shit. I looked up his...
Thomas
Dec 14, 201612 min read
6 views
0 comments


Wild Card - The Beginning Of The End
“I was surprised. It wasn’t something I expected.” - Colin Kaepernick on being benched after one of the worst QB performances in history...
Thomas
Dec 8, 201614 min read
0 views
0 comments
bottom of page