"My man just started throwing babies out the window. We was catching 'em, unlike Agholor." – Hakim Laws, Philadelphia hero part two is...

“I’m not dying” – Eli Manning How it feels to play for the Dolphins now: And how it feels to be a dolphins fan: I mean damn It's nice to...

"I like football. I like football season and all the things that go with it." – Bill Belichick Fired. The. Fuck. Up. Holy fuck y’all how...

“I love football. Football is my life” – Wayne Rooney Ok fuck that, play the classic Hey guys, hope the season is treating you well so...

“People say I’ll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.” – Craig “Ironhead” Heyward Summer, Fucking Over. My new friend is...

“Speed Kills” – The SEC Oh boy, here I go killin again Draft Update Draft Order As with last offseason, we’re using Phil’s beer mile...

"I thought I was dead for a second." Ben Roethlisberger after an awkward tackle pulled him out of the game against Baltimore with some...

"I thought I was dead for a second." Ben Roethlisberger after an awkward tackle pulled him out of the game against Baltimore with some...

As our fearless leader, Thomas, has experienced technical difficulties I figured I’d do a quick week 9 preview as I wait for the 1:00 pm...

"Eli, man, every time I'm doing an interview about you, it doesn't have to be an interview, even in the crib amongst the homies, every...

"How do you win if it's only 6 inches?” – Al Michaels this Sunday Night Also was Jim Nantz saying “bitch here” Welp, I saw last week was...

"Just NASCAR on grass." – Dolphins receiver Jakeem Grant, explaining the big plays Miami used to beat the Raiders Congrats on ANOTHER...

Obviously, we didn't get to [Jared] Goff enough, and we didn't get to [Todd] Gurley enough. We'll take a good look at the reasons why we...

"My mom died, I went to the funeral and came to camp the next day ... Al (Villanueva) has seen people die and has come and given his all...

“The Eagles have won the Super Bowl.” – Meryl Reese Hey guys, welcome to the 2018 Season. Like I said, the LM note will be shorter this...

“People say I’ll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.” – Craig “Ironhead” Heyward Alright, kids, it’s been a fun summer. Joe...

“Speed kills, first down.” – John Madden Football 1996 Hey Y'all, this one is short, sweet, and to the point. We got shit to cover and...

“How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis’ poor start” – Chris Collinsworth Don’t know if I’ll ever...

"I'm gonna coach this team as long as my key card works." - Ben McAdoo, shortly before being fired Hey, I’m late on this again and the...

"You can't get a ticket for $17 to my house." - Michael Bennett on inexpensive $17 tickets for 49ers games Hope you all had a wonderful...